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(Source: its-blee, via hoechlined)

(Source: haniwi, via thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg)

lennykravitzscarf:

nuodai:

rcah:

there is nothing wrong with pretending your life is a wes anderson film 

monotonous and lacking of people of color ?

(Source: clockest, via littlemissfuckinbitch)

morphmaker:

I keep fantasizing about Toph’s return.

I keep fantasizing about Toph's return.

I keep fantasizing about Toph.

(via queen-celaena)

gondory:

YOU KNOW THAT FEELING WHEN YOU’RE LISTENING TO A MOVIE’S SOUNDTRACK AND YOU JUST KNOW WHICH SCENE GOES WITH EACH TRACK AND YOU SAY THE DIALOGUES OUT LOUD AND YOU JUST FEEL LIKE FLYING BECAUSE THE VIOLINS AND TRUMPETS AND CLARINETS AND ALL THE INSTRUMENTS AND YOU GET THIS RUSH OF HAPPINESS BECAUSE FUCKING SOUNDTRACKS MAN

(via queen-celaena)

zoewashburne:

bastardfromabasket:

Remember when Breaking Bad ended their season with a slow zoom into a potted plant and it was simultaneously the most revelatory and upsetting thing that’s ever happened?

#remember when breaking bad ended with hank taking a dump

(via queen-celaena)

320k:

what the FUCK is that hideous yellow circle in the sky

(via trust)

Anonymous asked: My boyfriend & I usually have sex on the floor behind his bed so when you walk in you can only see the bed. And we were having sex one day & I was on top and his mom walks in and she can't see him but she can see me with my shirt on, and she's asking me where he is and I'm sitting on his dick & he's on the bottom trying not to laugh and moving around to make me make faces. And we were talking for like 15 minutes while I was sitting on his dick and having pleasant talk with his mom. NEVER AGAIN.

imthenewkanye:

necromorph-slayinglovemachine:

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

(via queen-celaena)

debilitati0n:

bettervillains:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

  

The elderly are either adorable or the wrinkly reincarnation of Satan there is no in between

(via queen-celaena)

nuggetsobrien:

It’s been five years

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tomorrow it starts all over again

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(via queen-celaena)

follovver:

people who dont wet their toothbrush before using it are strange and should not be trusted

(via queen-celaena)

dailyjosephgordonlevitt:

50/50

(via g-iggle)

flatsound:

apparently there’s an important episode of football on this weekend

(via g-iggle)

thecrimsonalchemist:

didneysworl:

when u get a lousy grade even tho u studied

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when u dont study and u get a good grade

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(Source: cooldog1996, via g-iggle)